The Dumbest Song in the World

True. It's this stupid song. The problem is, this song has a great bass line, as well as excellent use of horns. I can't even listen to more than a minute of it. The lyrics are asinine, as well as the spelling of bananas. Really, why? Who the heck wants to hear it? I'd rather pay for cats to mate under my bedroom window.

Enjoy. Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl." This would be an awesome torture.
Strap a person in a chair.
Play the song at full volume 100+ times.
Break the person's eardrums with a pencil, hereby enabling this stupid song as the last thing they ever hear.
Watch the hapless individual go mad within 2 days.

Yup, "Hollaback Girl." Worse than waterboarding.

-om