Paradise...

...By the Dashboard Light. Never had a song playing in a bar evoke such memories. Such a horrible song, but at age 21, it spoke to you in a way that only innuendo and 10+ beers can do.

But never, ever lip-sync the play-by-play. It just makes you look like a retard.

"Paradise by the Dashboard Light," by Meatloaf. Enjoy your Thursday, children.

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